January 22, Sometimes, sexual intercourse is an awkward and terrifying experience. There have been no snapped penises, or lost objects to speak of. No foreplay, no kissing, no whispering…not even a sexy little hand or pussy-spit.
Yes, he also suckled on my nipples like a oversized, bearded baby. I had an incident with a handsome frenchman. In the heat of the moment, he forgot to dress me. For a simple concussion, the emergency staff and other patients got quite a nice eyeful… Dominique, 34yrs old: Oh, the tales of anal.
One particular time, a lover and I were having straight sex, when I felt him poking around at my asshole. He inserted one finger, then two… and then I felt him attempting to put his entire fist into my asshole.
I went along with it for a minute, but the nerves made me lose my concentration and I farted his fingers out, as well as a small rabbit-poop. He lost his boner pretty quickly, and I was very over it. Just a fail in general. When I was 16, I was madly in love with this guy at work, Christopher. After months of trying to seduce him, we finally went home together.
His friends crashed in his room too, and so I was nervous to touch him or do anything in case they saw us. He literally was rudely awoken to me sitting on his face. We dated for 2 years after that.
We decided to stop talking to each other because it was just too painful. Six months later he told me he was visiting, and after much hesitation I agreed to hang out with him. We were going at it hard, and he slipped out for a second which was painful but we were too excited to stop.
At first we thought it was me, but we realized it was actually coming from him. It looked like we murdered someone in that room. We both sort of went into shock! We went into the shower and I had to keep digging blood out of my pussy which was totally scary.
We basically wrapped his cock in gauze and covered it with a condom until the bleeding stopped. As his friend said when he heard the story: I used to use some sort of cooking utensil made of polished wood as a dildo. He had tied me up, and was about to blindfold me when he lifted the pillow.
There was no hiding what it was being used for, and I was horrified. I played it down, but in the end, Josh thought it was pretty funny and brought up my passion for cooking more than once in public… Katherine, 27yrs old: Sounds actually ridiculous and it was, there were tears. The worst thing is that I went along with it, head resting against the flush and him sobbing behind me, thinking of his own death.
The angry german waiter knocked on the door after a while to tell us the bill was there thank you angry German waiter!