A song has the line, "Let's make a porno. See that category for more details. We see a photo of Tris in a bikini top, holding what looks like a cigarette, all while wearing a bunny head.
Nick's gay band he's the only straight member has just changed their name to "The Jerk-Offs. Dev strips off his shirt and thus is shirtless during a concert performance. About a guy Norah is eyeing, Caroline exclaims, "Oh my God. You dirty little slut, you're practically blowing him with your eyes. Nick imagines Tris reclining in revealing lingerie showing cleavage, her bare lower back, and lots of leg, including with the camera going up her body.
He then imagines the two of them playfully wrestling on a bed. To save face, Norah tells Tris that she has a boyfriend. She then spots Nick, asks him if he'll be her boyfriend for a few minutes, and then passionately kisses him. When she then realizes that he's Tris' ex, she's horrified and states, "I just made out with Tris' sloppy seconds. Trying to fix up Nick and Norah, Dev has Norah join him in the band's van. He pulls out a sexy bra for her, saying they need to get her out of her sports bra which she says it isn't and "We're all girls here" since he's gay.
We then see her finishing getting redressed nothing explicit is seen, and he was averting his eyes in her low-cut top that shows a lot of cleavage. He's pleased with the change and states that it's better than the previous "uni-boob" and that Nick is "definitely worth the underwire. When Nick asks Lethario his name, the latter suggestively replies it's whatever he Nick wants it to be. Lethario carries a very intoxicated Caroline over his shoulder, and with her short skirt riding up, we see a partial panty view.
Norah realizes that the other band members and Lethario are gay. Nick confirms that, and referring to those guys taking a very intoxicated Caroline home, adds that if anyone is going to get raped, it's going to be a guy.
A miscellaneous couple think that Nick's car is a cab and pile into the backseat. There, they start passionately making out, with lots of visible tongue, zipper sounds and comments of it feeling good coming from back there as Nick and Norah try to make small talk in the front. After the couple is done and exits, Nick tells them how much it will cost and then informs Norah that he charged a little extra for the clean-up, sarcastically stating that's going to be fun while looking into the backseat, as does Norah with a nervous smile on her face.
Tal suddenly kisses Norah his former girlfriend and now "friend with benefits". Nick and Tal trade insults, with the former saying the latter is "two penises short of a Shania Twain imposter band.
About Tal, Nick asks if he's Norah's friend "with benefits" meaning non-committal sex , and she says he is. Thom says that most bands are about sex and pain, but that the Beatles were about love, with their first song being "I Want to Hold Your Hand. Thom then adds that people don't want a "24 hour hump-fest. Norah says she can have one, and has probably had one million, but then states how one is supposed to know. A miscellaneous man who's heard their conversation interjects, "Oh, you'd know.
One of the gay band members realizes that's from an all gay Christmas review. The group then arrives there and sees various guys in drag on the stage doing a gay version of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" with sexually related lyrics, while there's a comment about other songs performed, such as "Deck the balls". While searching for Caroline, Nick encounters some homeless guys who approach him, with one asking if he's ever "hooked up" with a dog. Nick then runs off. While Nick drives, we see Tris' foot up along his face, with her then pawing all over him from the backseat.
She then tells him, "You wouldn't have to get over me if you were still under me. She then takes his hand and places it on her clothed breast to show she isn't. As the song "You Sexy Thing" plays and repeats the lyric along with other sexually related material she gets out of the car and does a very sexy and sexualized dance clothed for him, akin to what a stripper would do such as bending over, shaking and slapping her butt including a close-up view of that , squatting and spreading her legs, etc.
She also climbs up onto the hood of his car and kisses his windshield in front of his face, leaving lipstick lip marks there. As all of this occurs, he thinks about the fun he's had with Norah that night as well as how Tris has mistreated him in the past and drives off, abandoning her. Nick again asks Norah about her being "friends with benefits" with Tal.
He asks about those "benefits" presumably meaning the non-committal sex , but she says she doesn't know what they are presumably referring to the advantages of dating Tal.
When a series of numbers are given out regarding the location of a band's guerilla performance, one of them is 68, but one of the gay band members recalls it as 69, prompting Thom to tell him to get his mind out of the gutter.
Nick and Norah passionately kiss while standing, and then go down onto a sofa. As the camera slowly pans around the room, we hear the sounds of them kissing as well as whispering, including him asking why one of her buttons is so difficult and why she would buy those sorts of pants. We then hear her aroused and then orgasmic sounds also seen on the audio meters in the recording studio with the camera finally getting back around to them a head and shoulder shot of him lying next to her, finding her gum in his mouth.
When they get a call that makes them leave, they get up, still clothed, with her buttoning her pants suggesting that he manually stimulated her rather than them having intercourse. When Tal won't leave Norah alone, Nick shoves him and Tal shoves him back. When Nick gives him an "or else" ultimatum, Tal sarcastically replies, "What, your merry band of men will blow me? An actor dressed as Jesus smokes.