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Advertisement 8 of 43 "This happened back when my husband and I were first dating. He was spending the night, maybe for the third or fourth time.

I woke up from some unsettling dreams and rolled over to cuddle with him. He rubs my arm a bit and sleepily says, 'Oh yeah? I've always had problems with that filter that normal people have, that filter that keeps them from doing the things their cave-dwelling ancestors did with impunity.

I didn't think; I just did it. So much for being ladylike. I was so relieved. And now, five years later, he's still putting up with my crude and uncouth behaviors. He leaned down, so our stomachs were touching. Somehow, the suction between our stomachs created this loud, embarrassing farting sound. We were naked and panting, literally just finished. Suddenly the door opens, and in the. I shove my bra and shirt into the couch and pray the rest of my clothing is out of view, and leap across the room behind a large armchair.

It takes about six minutes, an endless eternity where I am buck-naked behind an armchair, praying it isn't his mother and that whoever it is won't try to move about the basement because 'behind a chair' is a toddler-level hiding place at best. To make things even better, I was on birth control, so we weren't using condoms — so I'm clutching my lady parts trying to keep from dripping our sexy juices all over the carpet, because they have a black goddamned carpet, optimum for displaying sexy stains!

I must've squeezed way too hard, because the condom stuck to me as he was thrusting in and out. After we were done, he pulled out, and there was no condom on his dick He liked to let her out of her cage so she could get some exercise when he was home. One night he had let her out and while we were having sex, I suddenly feel this cold, wet nose on my thigh. Guess she had gotten a little jealous that her man liked me more than her and wanted in on the fun.

He was so embarrassed, poor guy. I guess he just liked the way I squirmed when he did it, but I would always tell him not to. Anyway, he was on top of me tickling me one time and I lost control and kneed him in the balls. It put an abrupt end to our foreplay. We went to her house, one thing lead to another, and we began to have our first sexy times together.

It was a hot summer day in a shitty apartment with no AC. All the doors and windows were open. We were going at it, and that's when I quite happily found out she is a screamer. It was intense and passionate; we lost ourselves in each other About halfway through, a neighbor suddenly shouted out, 'Get enough for me too girl! It still makes me giggle.

I laughed for about 10 minutes and then we just continued on. It was the funniest thing and I am still laughing about it. Our couch is fairly low to the ground, so the kiddo decided that right then was as good as any time to climb up on the couch.

He jerked the blanket off, grabbed his dad's ball sack, and promptly fell off the couch, balls still in hand. I'd been drinking and smoking, and I'd popped in a piece of gum so my breath wouldn't stink when we made out. After some smooching, feeling up, and whatnot, I went down on her. Then we had sex.

The next morning, when I was taking a shower, I noticed some white, sticky stuff on my cock. It was thicker and tackier. I thought maybe it was some weird discharge from her. I cleaned it off, and then business as usual. After a few months of dating, she confessed to me that the day after our first encounter, she'd found the same thing in her pubic region. It was my gum. Apparently, when I was eating her out, the gum in my mouth got stuck in her pubes.

So he leaned in, in the middle of sex, and whispered likely in a heavy, panting, sex voice , 'Did you know that Tony Danza had a talk show? Ugh that was such a weird feeling. At least he didn't notice. We were in a stall, but we still freaked out, and we both slipped, and I came at that exact moment, and it shot into my girlfriend's ear and onto the shower nozzle, which caused my cum to spray all over the place and mix in with the blood that was coming from the back of my head.

Both my and my girlfriend's clothes were outside of the stall, and the old lady was standing outside. We started laughing our asses off, and then our clothes were just chucked over the door on top of us, and the lady shouted from the other side, 'Fucking kids. Like this so it looks like a messy bun. When I say 'bit of a shock' I mean he yelled 'Arghhhh, what the hell?!

No one ever warned me that could happen. I was mortified, he thought it was the coolest thing since squirt guns. I'm a weight lifter and she's tiny, so it wasn't really too hard for me.

We get down to it, I get her into position and brace her against the wall because no way can I hold her for the entire time. As she gets close to coming, I lift her up off the wall, take a step back, and well She was the patient and I was the doctor. She starts off, 'What would you like me to do for you, doctor?

Took about 30 minutes to fish it back out. It was on the entire time. We were switching positions and as I swung myself over his legs to get on top, out of my numb mouth came a flying gob of drool I sat on top of him for a bit, and eventually I started casually playing with his dick. After a few minutes I was suddenly inspired to grab it like a stick shift and start changing gears, complete with car noises. First, second, third, fourth, fifth; then, I shifted it into reverse and made car crash noises.

Thankfully he found it really, really funny. We were cooling off and she noticed that her dog had got to the condom and lapped up almost all the cum.

I laughed a lot. She did too after a bit. It was right when he came. Imagine feeling great for a second, and abruptly becoming terrified of someone vomiting on your penis. My gag reflex has relaxed a little, but I still have to be careful. Not majorly, just a little poop. The part he didn't expect was the whole hall assembling outside the showers to blast Lonely Island's 'I Just Had Sex' and to give him a round of applause as the happy couple left the showers.

I got woken up by his movement, which turned out to be him jacking off. I told him I was right here and I'd be happy to help but he was so into it on his own. I got a bit upset about my rejection as I was half asleep, so tears were shed. Turns out he was completely asleep at the time, hence his lack of response.

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Advertisement 8 of 43 "This happened back when my husband and I were first dating. He was spending the night, maybe for the third or fourth time. I woke up from some unsettling dreams and rolled over to cuddle with him. He rubs my arm a bit and sleepily says, 'Oh yeah? I've always had problems with that filter that normal people have, that filter that keeps them from doing the things their cave-dwelling ancestors did with impunity. I didn't think; I just did it. So much for being ladylike.

I was so relieved. And now, five years later, he's still putting up with my crude and uncouth behaviors. He leaned down, so our stomachs were touching. Somehow, the suction between our stomachs created this loud, embarrassing farting sound.

We were naked and panting, literally just finished. Suddenly the door opens, and in the. I shove my bra and shirt into the couch and pray the rest of my clothing is out of view, and leap across the room behind a large armchair. It takes about six minutes, an endless eternity where I am buck-naked behind an armchair, praying it isn't his mother and that whoever it is won't try to move about the basement because 'behind a chair' is a toddler-level hiding place at best.

To make things even better, I was on birth control, so we weren't using condoms — so I'm clutching my lady parts trying to keep from dripping our sexy juices all over the carpet, because they have a black goddamned carpet, optimum for displaying sexy stains! I must've squeezed way too hard, because the condom stuck to me as he was thrusting in and out.

After we were done, he pulled out, and there was no condom on his dick He liked to let her out of her cage so she could get some exercise when he was home. One night he had let her out and while we were having sex, I suddenly feel this cold, wet nose on my thigh. Guess she had gotten a little jealous that her man liked me more than her and wanted in on the fun. He was so embarrassed, poor guy.

I guess he just liked the way I squirmed when he did it, but I would always tell him not to. Anyway, he was on top of me tickling me one time and I lost control and kneed him in the balls.

It put an abrupt end to our foreplay. We went to her house, one thing lead to another, and we began to have our first sexy times together. It was a hot summer day in a shitty apartment with no AC. All the doors and windows were open. We were going at it, and that's when I quite happily found out she is a screamer.

It was intense and passionate; we lost ourselves in each other About halfway through, a neighbor suddenly shouted out, 'Get enough for me too girl! It still makes me giggle. I laughed for about 10 minutes and then we just continued on. It was the funniest thing and I am still laughing about it. Our couch is fairly low to the ground, so the kiddo decided that right then was as good as any time to climb up on the couch. He jerked the blanket off, grabbed his dad's ball sack, and promptly fell off the couch, balls still in hand.

I'd been drinking and smoking, and I'd popped in a piece of gum so my breath wouldn't stink when we made out. After some smooching, feeling up, and whatnot, I went down on her.

Then we had sex. The next morning, when I was taking a shower, I noticed some white, sticky stuff on my cock.

It was thicker and tackier. I thought maybe it was some weird discharge from her. I cleaned it off, and then business as usual.

After a few months of dating, she confessed to me that the day after our first encounter, she'd found the same thing in her pubic region. It was my gum. Apparently, when I was eating her out, the gum in my mouth got stuck in her pubes. So he leaned in, in the middle of sex, and whispered likely in a heavy, panting, sex voice , 'Did you know that Tony Danza had a talk show?

Ugh that was such a weird feeling. At least he didn't notice. We were in a stall, but we still freaked out, and we both slipped, and I came at that exact moment, and it shot into my girlfriend's ear and onto the shower nozzle, which caused my cum to spray all over the place and mix in with the blood that was coming from the back of my head.

Both my and my girlfriend's clothes were outside of the stall, and the old lady was standing outside. We started laughing our asses off, and then our clothes were just chucked over the door on top of us, and the lady shouted from the other side, 'Fucking kids. Like this so it looks like a messy bun. When I say 'bit of a shock' I mean he yelled 'Arghhhh, what the hell?!

No one ever warned me that could happen. I was mortified, he thought it was the coolest thing since squirt guns. I'm a weight lifter and she's tiny, so it wasn't really too hard for me. We get down to it, I get her into position and brace her against the wall because no way can I hold her for the entire time. As she gets close to coming, I lift her up off the wall, take a step back, and well She was the patient and I was the doctor. She starts off, 'What would you like me to do for you, doctor?

Took about 30 minutes to fish it back out. It was on the entire time. We were switching positions and as I swung myself over his legs to get on top, out of my numb mouth came a flying gob of drool I sat on top of him for a bit, and eventually I started casually playing with his dick.

After a few minutes I was suddenly inspired to grab it like a stick shift and start changing gears, complete with car noises. First, second, third, fourth, fifth; then, I shifted it into reverse and made car crash noises.

Thankfully he found it really, really funny. We were cooling off and she noticed that her dog had got to the condom and lapped up almost all the cum. I laughed a lot. She did too after a bit. It was right when he came. Imagine feeling great for a second, and abruptly becoming terrified of someone vomiting on your penis. My gag reflex has relaxed a little, but I still have to be careful. Not majorly, just a little poop. The part he didn't expect was the whole hall assembling outside the showers to blast Lonely Island's 'I Just Had Sex' and to give him a round of applause as the happy couple left the showers.

I got woken up by his movement, which turned out to be him jacking off. I told him I was right here and I'd be happy to help but he was so into it on his own. I got a bit upset about my rejection as I was half asleep, so tears were shed. Turns out he was completely asleep at the time, hence his lack of response.

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  1. Mene jabaran use chodna chaha, par wo jara bhi ghusane nahi de rahi thi. Usne phir mujhse kuch nahi kaha, aaj ghar me koi nahi tha. Meri shaadi ho gyi hai or Bhagwan ne mujhe teen saliya di hai.

  2. All the doors and windows were open. I was so relieved. Ye saali Sonu jaag rahi hai or maza le rahi hai.

  3. So he leaned in, in the middle of sex, and whispered likely in a heavy, panting, sex voice , 'Did you know that Tony Danza had a talk show? He was so embarrassed, poor guy. She starts off, 'What would you like me to do for you, doctor?

  4. Pita ji bhi dusre kamre me aa chuke the, isliye me usse jyada bahas nahi kar sakta tha. Ghar par hamesha koi-na-koi rahta tha, isliye bharpur mouka bhi nahi mil pa raha tha.

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