Some straight men played an epic version of "Never Have I Ever" on a Reddit thread , disclosing how far they've gone with another member of the same sex.
From getting excited while watching porn together to making obscene noises, here are some of the funniest stories. The Wing Man Kiss "I made out with my friend in a bar.
He was belligerent drunk and talking to some girl and her boyfriend came up with much offense taken. It was a sweltering summer night, so my friend and I were in just our boxers, hanging out in his back house. I start to do it too.
It was weird because we just acted like nothing happened. He turned off the porn and we started playing Mario Kart.
Never talked about it again and we were friends for years. So I did the same for a good ten minutes. My mother looked out the window to check on us and saw us both dicks in the air. That was a weird conversation with her later that day. A new hire was a guy that was years older than me and he asked if I wanted to grab a steak to celebrate.
He was a cool guy so I said sure. We had fun at dinner and he insisted on picking up the whole tab. He was talking about how he just moved to town for the job and didn't know anyone else so I thought I'd be nice and ask if he wanted to see movie or something so we did and I bought the tickets and sodas.
After the movie we went our separate ways and the following Monday one of my buddies came into my office and shut the door and started laughing at me.
Apparently the new guy was gay and I didn't pick up on the fact that he thought we were on a date. People were still pissed at Ellen for kissing a woman on TV. I felt bad about it for leading that guy on but it didn't affect our work relationship. We kept hanging out after and it was never awkward. He did bring it up when he moved to a different city and thought it was funny how oblivious I was to the whole thing.
He said it was refreshing. As far as I know that was the only gay date I have been on. It was the two of us and two girls.
Deal was if we kissed for fifteen seconds, the two of them would let us suck their boobs for ten seconds each. They were both attractive while my friend and I were not. I did not really have time to think so i just kind of froze in that moment. Then when the kissing ended he looked at me telling me 'I don't usually do that, but your [sic] kind of cute'. I blushed and told him thanks, that I'm not gay but I appreciated the action.
And I've never had my looks complimented before so that was really nice to hear and boosted my confidence for weeks after. I have been kind of bragging about it since.