I rolled over at 3 am and saw my phone light up. The text said that she just got back from the club and was slightly drunk but wanted to see me. Now I love my sleep more than anyone—but I also like getting laid without having to work for it. The fact that she lived in my neighborhood so I could walk over there pushed me off my bed-fence. I got dressed and headed out. Hey, a heavy ball sack will make a guy do some crazy things. At her place, I rang the door bell and leaned against the door frame with my best James Dean pose and a shit-eating grin.
As soon as she opened the door, she looked me up and down and went straight in for the kiss. I pressed my chest into her and drove her backwards in to the apartment, lips still locked. She pulled away and walked around me to close the door. After we both came up for breath, she took my hand, turned around and started leading me to the bedroom. The combination of the lack of words between us, the fear, and the circumstances, produced a powder keg cocktail that made the sex even better.
This is in contrast to sites like Badoo which will generally have the barrio girls wanting to sleep with you because you have running water and air conditioner at your place. To do this you will need a second Facebook account: I encourage you to get one if you want to keep your International Playboy life separate from your friends and family back home.
Photos I have found the optimal number of photos to be But any more than 4 and you will give the girl more chances to find a flaw.
The Big 3 In the world of Cold Reading, they say that all human problems fall into three categories: Health, Wealth and Relationships. Coincidentally, Internet marketers know that the three biggest niches are: How does this apply to Tinder photos? When it comes to Latina women, health is the least important of the three and wealth is by far the most important.
Your number one photo should display wealth in some way: However, here we are more concerned with what works. Are you willing to look a little douchey to get more matches? Of course you are. Topless bathroom mirror selfies are overdone but better than nothing. Just as in the Anglosphere, a picture of you with a cute animal is gold. Everything is cheaper in Latin America so if you want to do this properly, hire a professional photographer or a local undergrad to make up a photo set for you.
So I suggest you put your nationality up front. Other good features could be: Why are you in her country? What brings you to Medellin or Buenos Aires? Se me antoja el ceviche Best feature: Viviendo en Lima por trabajo — living in Lima for work Humor: If your photos are hitting the emotion hooks I mentioned above, lots of Latina girls will message you first. If they do, you can go straight into rapport. Rapport Once she replies to your opening message, you are now in rapport and you should do the following: Do you know of a?
Number Bounce Ignore the following rule at your peril: Tinder moves unbelievably quickly as apposed to Latin American Cupid where there is a lag time and after days you both will have swiped, matched, messaged and received messages from other people. If you take nothing else away from this article, just remember this: Ask for her Whatsapp, as most Latina women use this app. Use the following lines: