As if I need someone telling me how to Lie back and think of England wait wait i misplaced my notebook ok go on [img]http: Big Gay Al, but there wasn't any gay porn testimonials available. You douche until the water comes back out as clear as fresh spring water.
Also, don't squirt the water all the way in your bowels. It'll cause the not yet ready poop to be released and you'll basically have to go full on enema until you're all empty and have fun with that.
It makes your poop less sloppy and with any luck it comes out as one tidy package without leaving your insides messy with residue. Fruit makes your poo sloppy and youll ahve to squeeze out every little bit and there'll be SOME left for sure. If that don't help, take the diarrhea medicine of your choice but at that point youre ready.
If you're hardcore and about to take a fisting or you want to take you OH GOD NO dildo up the ass take the other route and use a laxative till your bowels are empty. Then simply don't eat all day until the act. I've seen a fist going elbow deep into a dudes anus and come out clean and fresh as new. When I asked him about his secrets he taught me. Also buttplugs for preperation?
Never heard of that, if you're a first timer, just think of pooping to relax your anus. After a while you can tell whats shit and whats dick and the enjoyment starts. If you're gonna take fingers in there, clip dem nails. I've been so violently and clumsily fingered that the next toilet bowl I used looked like a miscarriage. Really sucks for gals like me. This has to be the trashiest thing I've seen this whole month. There is a chance of it not being clean, especially when you don't know, if your partner has prepared.
You should mentally prepare yourself for getting shit on someone's dick and they might act in some extreme or emotional way. Same as you topping someone, be sure to be mentally prepared for seeing shit or smelling it. You can avoid it by first of all not smelling the condom or your dick, you sick fuck. Why would you ever stick your dick in an arse and smell it after and THEN act surprised why what you smell disgusts you? You're just experiencing a need to experiment, like a kid sticking a finger up the bum and smelling it.
Don't do it, if you've already decided that you won't like what you're most likely to smell. Just be prepared to shrug it off and carry on if it happens. You can avoid that from happening to you if you prepared like I told you but it might not always work. Your dugestion might do something unexpected or your partner might have done a sloppy cleaning routine. Through vigilance and paranoia, you might evade such a thing from happening to you but you might still slip one time. If it happens, just comfort your partner if they become distressed, show them compattion and understanding so you can both leave the incident behind yourselves and carry on with the act.
Anal is, after all about love and understanding. There is only a handful of bars around the world where it is possible to encounter an actual fisting 'like it's a pregnant cow'. You must really frequent those joints a lot it you're confronted with this sort of thing ofte enough for it to bother you so much. I go there like one a year, it really fuck up your immune system to be among so much bodily fluids and you often come home with a cold or the flu.
Condolences that people's fisting fetishes keep getting in the way of your life: Also, you don't have to douche every time, despite what H4ngman is saying, depends on diet and stuff. Well shit don't edit. What I understand is that guys mostly get the most enjoyment out of it and gay guys are not common. I've read some shit that women can feel it press their vaginal inside by some way and they can feel enjoyment. Tired so my sentences probably are too confusing.
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