I had sex with a cow. Man arrested for having ‘unnatural sex’ with three cows.



I had sex with a cow

I had sex with a cow

First of all, when fucking a cow, you need to ask yourself, is this really what I want to put my dick in? If you answered yes, then please, by all means, continue reading. If not, I suggest you just listen to the episode, leave a comment of thanks, and move on.

So, first things first, you are going to want to wear some protection. I know this might sound a little weird coming from me, because I fucking hate fucking with condoms on, but seriously, you could get some kind of weird cow aids, and that risk right there is worth putting a little latex in between you and the beef.

So then, like I was saying, you want to find a cow that is easy to get to. No good at all. I know privacy is dead, but when you are fucking a cow, you want to make the effort. A lot of pre-planning can go a long way out in the field. This will be way easier than going to a bar and wasting a money trying to get a girl drunk enough to fuck you. Those are the ones with cow aids. You also want to stay away from any cows that have horns on them, as that could get really bloody, really quick during foreplay.

You can choose depending on what your preference is. There are black cows with white spots and white cows with black spots. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Not only to think over the fact that you are about to fuck a cow, but more importantly to make sure anyone that might have seen you scoping out their cattle will have well forgotten about you.

The last thing you want is the Jamhole to read a news story about how you got caught with your pants down fucking some dudes black cow. That is no good. So good luck to you in your journey of sexual ridiculousness and self rediscovery.

Call and be part of the show live every Monday Wednesday and Friday. Did you know if you call when the show is not live, you can leave a message? We might even play it on the show! Start making plans for the Jamhole party week ending in the third annual Jamhole live audience party!

Stay tuned for details. We are going to change the date so you can all come to Montana and actually enjoy the outdoors without freezing. You can watch trailers for the show and the show then get the full copy at the Jamhole store.

I think he ate too many baked cookies if you know what I mean. FYI our third year anniversary of doing the Jamhole is February 18th. Thank you for spreading the word and visiting this website. Keep checking it out and telling your friends. Facebook and Twitter make it very easy for you to recommend us to them. The most popular episode of December was episode The second most was ep , and third was Thank you for holding it down in your respective country.

Hey Netherlands, we would love to bring the Jamhole to your front door. Help us make that happen. How did you find the Jamhole? You searched for 16 year old slut, and you found the Jamhole. Not exactly what you were looking for. How to fuck a cow?

I love how people drive here sometimes. Are you drunk or just bored? You scared the shit out of that guy, and that made my fucking day. Did you know Seattle has a super hero? Yea, your probably a little nuts. Or filming Kickass 2. Either way, please stop.

A story from our most fucked up state. Guess what she did? Elvira was so fucking hot. Demon Knight was the best Tales from the Crypt movie. I would much rather get my shot then set on fire. Thank you Berger for sending this in. You got shot in the head then sneezed out the bullet. Hit by a stray bullet on New Years, not a good way to start things off. Hear ye Hear ye , if you have a baby and it only lives an hour, you will pay a death tax. You gave birth to a mermaid.

Honestly, you saved money this way. Congratulations Boston you bunch of fat fucks. You actually had to make a special ambulance to carry all your fat fucking people. There is no excuse for that. Jailed for beating a child with a dog leash. I think you might have went a bit far when her eyes started bleeding. Thank you, spread the word, email info thejamhole.

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I had sex with a cow

First of all, when fucking a cow, you need to ask yourself, is this really what I want to put my dick in? If you answered yes, then please, by all means, continue reading.

If not, I suggest you just listen to the episode, leave a comment of thanks, and move on. So, first things first, you are going to want to wear some protection. I know this might sound a little weird coming from me, because I fucking hate fucking with condoms on, but seriously, you could get some kind of weird cow aids, and that risk right there is worth putting a little latex in between you and the beef. So then, like I was saying, you want to find a cow that is easy to get to.

No good at all. I know privacy is dead, but when you are fucking a cow, you want to make the effort. A lot of pre-planning can go a long way out in the field. This will be way easier than going to a bar and wasting a money trying to get a girl drunk enough to fuck you. Those are the ones with cow aids. You also want to stay away from any cows that have horns on them, as that could get really bloody, really quick during foreplay.

You can choose depending on what your preference is. There are black cows with white spots and white cows with black spots. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Not only to think over the fact that you are about to fuck a cow, but more importantly to make sure anyone that might have seen you scoping out their cattle will have well forgotten about you. The last thing you want is the Jamhole to read a news story about how you got caught with your pants down fucking some dudes black cow.

That is no good. So good luck to you in your journey of sexual ridiculousness and self rediscovery. Call and be part of the show live every Monday Wednesday and Friday. Did you know if you call when the show is not live, you can leave a message? We might even play it on the show!

Start making plans for the Jamhole party week ending in the third annual Jamhole live audience party! Stay tuned for details. We are going to change the date so you can all come to Montana and actually enjoy the outdoors without freezing. You can watch trailers for the show and the show then get the full copy at the Jamhole store.

I think he ate too many baked cookies if you know what I mean. FYI our third year anniversary of doing the Jamhole is February 18th. Thank you for spreading the word and visiting this website. Keep checking it out and telling your friends. Facebook and Twitter make it very easy for you to recommend us to them. The most popular episode of December was episode The second most was ep , and third was Thank you for holding it down in your respective country.

Hey Netherlands, we would love to bring the Jamhole to your front door. Help us make that happen. How did you find the Jamhole? You searched for 16 year old slut, and you found the Jamhole. Not exactly what you were looking for. How to fuck a cow? I love how people drive here sometimes. Are you drunk or just bored? You scared the shit out of that guy, and that made my fucking day. Did you know Seattle has a super hero?

Yea, your probably a little nuts. Or filming Kickass 2. Either way, please stop. A story from our most fucked up state. Guess what she did? Elvira was so fucking hot. Demon Knight was the best Tales from the Crypt movie.

I would much rather get my shot then set on fire. Thank you Berger for sending this in. You got shot in the head then sneezed out the bullet. Hit by a stray bullet on New Years, not a good way to start things off. Hear ye Hear ye , if you have a baby and it only lives an hour, you will pay a death tax. You gave birth to a mermaid. Honestly, you saved money this way.

Congratulations Boston you bunch of fat fucks. You actually had to make a special ambulance to carry all your fat fucking people. There is no excuse for that. Jailed for beating a child with a dog leash. I think you might have went a bit far when her eyes started bleeding. Thank you, spread the word, email info thejamhole.

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  1. He was later taken to Eldama-Ravine level four hospital where he was admitted and later succumbed to his injuries.

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