Fast music plays in the background and there are sounds of people talking. Carrie is on the bed, posing, wearing a beige slip dress as flashes flare. Carrie as voice over: Two weeks ago, I had my pic taken. It was a promotional photo for my column… Carrie covers her face, laughing, still poised on the bed, body laying on one side, one hand on her head, holding it up.
Carrie in a pink tube top is sitting on a stool, a heavy black curtain for background behind her as flashes and sounds of a camera go off …scheduled to run on the side of the bus. One scene camera shoots her face as she looks into the camera and pans down her body and legs, still in slip dress, as she lays on the bed. Friday night, in lieu of any actual social life of their own, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte had all stopped by to live vicariously thru my first official date with Mr.
Charlotte goes to the refrigerator and picks up a plate of cookies sitting on top of it. Pan to Carrie turning the corner to them, wearing the beige slip dress. Samantha and Miranda settle in on the couch with their drinks while Charlotte and Carrie follow right behind So they constructed this whole bullshit theory to get women who can get laid feel bad. Because the number of dates that you wait to have sex with a man is directly proportional to your age.
A guy can just as easily dump you if you screw on the first date and if you wait until the 10th. When have you ever been on a 10th date. And you always handle those so well. Well there is something to be said for being straight.
Since when did you become such a Victorian. The Victorians were on to something. True romance cannot exist without good sex. Carrie puts her empty glass on the table. The truth is, I was dying to sleep with him. A taxi and cars are parked on the side. Sounds of moving vehicles. Though the sidewalk is dimly lit, we see a man next to a car. He looks like he may be well dressed, wearing a suit. Carrie in slip dress, long fur coat, walking towards him in high heels, smiling, holding a thin purse.
They come face to face. He follows and checks out her bare legs. They kiss and make out. We see legs, feet, and arms moving the rest of their bodies, hidden behind a bed. I mean some of the greatest romances of all time began with sex on the first date…I bet. Pan over the bed, to the couple on the floor.
Big is lying on his back, eyes closed with Carrie with her arms on his chest as she kisses his body. That was really and completely…on the first date. What do you think? He pulls his arm from under her. I thought it was really pretty great but what do I know. You feel like having some sachwan? They look at each other Cut to: INT Chinese Restaurant Pan from the back of the cook to the plate of beans and vegetables, through the food counter, an Asian waiter in uniform who takes a plate of noodles towards a table where yards from him, we see Carrie and Mr.
Or was going out to dinner merely a diversionary tactic to keep me from spending the night. But never had sex because we want to know each other for another 10 years. Carr—what are you doing here? Okay, great, have a good dinner. Scene 4 At a Kickboxing class. Women in boxing mitts, hit punching bags. That very same night something absolutely amazing happened to Miranda. So what exactly about my head pissed you off?
I wish there was something I could do. Well you can buy me dinner sometime and a CAT scan. He was 32 years old, a sports doctor with an apartment overlooking the Natural History Museum. Kiss to make it better. So, really, can I call you sometime? PARK, leaves have fallen off of trees. He left a message on my machine when I got home.
He wants to go out this week. I think maybe that kick in his head scrambled his brain. You both got excited and you went for it. The dress led me on, it had a life of its own. Ted, out on a date.
Mike told me everything that afternoon while I helped him pick out sheets at Bed Bath and Beyond. So how long have you been seeing her? Is this a painful topic? Why is she married? Is she a cousin? Mike had been dumped by Fiona Mavreck, a cellist from the Phil Harmonic who he was trying to forget as quickly as possible. Pan thru small food store They had both loved to cook and shopping was a Saturday morning ritual so he was feeling particularly vulnerable when… LIVVY: Holding a big chunk of cheese Care to try some cheese from the Taorolian Alps?
Geppos cheese from the Napa Valley. They kiss to the living room, moaning as they go. He tears open her red top. Mike and Livvy are on the sofa naked, only a small throw and some fabric covering them. The next morning, he woke up and felt at ease, very relaxed. Well, cheese shop I mean. You know, most of her friends are in dairy.
What are you afraid of? What other people are going to think? So I keep her a secret. But the question nagged me for days. Samantha has a drink in her hand. What about the window washer? He turned out to be in HS. None of which was secret.
Should I be embarrassed? No, you look fabulous. Yeah, you would say that. We need to go some place absolutely fabulous where we can toast you when the bus comes by and you can invite Mr. Oh sweetie, forget about him. You are going to be on the side of a bus. Oh, speaking of secret sex, did Charlotte ever tell you about the rabbi? I cannot believe that the two of you came here to interrogate me at work. You have a beautiful way with light. I wanted to capture the exuberance of youth. I mean what would people think.
If the sex is good, who cares what anybody else thinks? Now you, do not put this in your column, promise. You miss me yet? How have you been? Fabulous, fantastic and you?