Tap here to turn on desktop notifications to get the news sent straight to you. Are they all "sexy," in the traditional sense of the word? In fact, you might consider some the opposite of sexy. We've ranked them in order of Rotten Tomatoes freshness ratings from lowest to highest: All are "fresh" the majority of critics -- over 60 percent -- gave the film positive reviews and half are "certified fresh" 75 percent or higher, with 40 reviews counted and at least 5 reviews from top critics.
Bitter Moon 63 percent If you can get past the fact that it's directed by statutory rapist Roman Polanski , Bitter Moon is a wonderfully campy dark-comedy about erotic obsession gone really, really wrong. Sex and Lucia 71 percent This is sexy -- there is a lot of "strong sexual content" -- but it is also super sad. Tragedy plus eroticism does NOT equal comedy. Actually, maybe it could be a soap opera Let's just hope mom doesn't find out!
Makes Fifty look like a feel-good romantic comedy. Nymphomaniac Vol I 75 percent; Vol II 60 percent We're almost morally opposed to including anything by Lars Von Trier on this list, just because his films are so painful to watch. But come on, this is an epic two-parter over four hours long about a sex addict.
Do we have a choice? Frida 76 percent This biopic of the Mexican surrealist painter Frida Kahlo chronicles her complicated marriage to muralist Diego Rivera, which involved lots of lovers on both sides including one shared mistress , as well as Kahlo's affair with the Marxist revolutionary, Leon Trotsky. Fatal Attraction 78 percent The classic that spawned the term "bunny boiler" wasn't just a cautionary tale be careful what you wish for, don't take for granted all you have Submarine 86 percent Adorable, stylish and touching coming-of-age British film about a year-old trying to save his parents' marriage and lose his virginity.
You won't be hungry for a while after this one. Like Water for Chocolate 90 percent Based on the best-selling book of the same name, the film tells the tale of star-crossed Mexican lovers with lots of foodie sensuality and magical realism. According to RT, it's one of the highest grossing foreign films of all time.
You will be hungry after this one. Rated NC for explicit scenes. Strap in, 'cause it's over three hours long. It's got all the fantasies: Gloria 99 percent It doesn't get much better than 99 percent on Rotten Tomatoes. This Chilean film follows a divorced, middle-aged woman looking for love in singles' dance clubs.