Well here you are, broke again. No matter how well you plan things out, this seems to happen every month. Rent is due and because of a series of bad decisions that seemed perfectly sane at the time, you are totally broke. So what is a man to do? If you were to get a part-time job, that would seriously cut into your social life, but you really need to figure out a way to hustle up some more money, and you need to do it fast. Why not sell your body for some quick and easy cash? Well, maybe not a goldmine, but you are at least sitting on a way to pay for that hot date you have on Friday night.
All it takes is a little bit of courage, and a lot of information. We have that last part covered. Here are 8 ways to sell your body for cash. Selling sperm has a serious amount of appeal to a lot of guys. There are catches, though: First of all, these places are very choosy on who they pick. So basically, 98 percent of you won't make the cut.
If you do, you can expect to make up to 1, dollars a month for your troubles, or pleasures — whatever the case may be. It is used to create products that can help folks with blood clotting disorders and other diseases.
The reason one gets paid is that the whole process is a bit of a drag, and can take around an hour and a half. First your blood is drawn, then the plasma is separated, and finally the blood is returned to your body. Another thing you should know is that you are not going to a hospital to do this; you will be selling it to a private business, who then sell it to hospitals and other companies.
You can make dollars a session for this, and most plasma centers will allow you to sell it twice a week. If you do not live near an urban area, these plasma donation centers are hard to find, as they mostly rely on folks who are a tad down on their luck. Sell Your Platelets Another way to make some cash if you are not averse to being poked with needles for moderate pay is to sell platelets, which are tiny cell fragments that clot your blood when you've got an open wound.
These are used to help cancer and transplant patients. The process to sell platelets is similar to selling plasma, and it also takes around 90 minutes to two hours.
You can make about 50 bucks doing so, but are limited to going around every two weeks, Hair Now, I know to a lot of you guys this one is not going to work out. But, on the off chance you grew your hair out because you spent the last couple of years playing bass in a jam band, you might be able to make dollars or more from your locks.
Hair is always needed by people in the wig making and extension business, so if you are tired of your look and want to make some cash, why not give it a try?
If you are wondering how much your hair is worth, you can always use this handy hair price calculator. Enter Clinical Trials I knew this guy years ago that did nothing but make his living from clinical trials, which are research studies that explore whether a medical strategy, treatment, or device is safe and effective for humans.
He would go stay in a hospital for a month, get poked, prodded and observed, make some good money, then take a month off and chill out, then sign up for another trial. For example, NASA recently did a study on the effects of space travel on a human body where they paid people 5 grand a month to lay around and be observed.
Speaking of laying around, one can also make thousands for participating in a sleep study. Not all clinical trials pay this much, of course; it all depends on the length of time that you are asked to be a lab rat, oops, I mean clinical trial participant. You can find hundreds of paid clinical trials that have to do with pretty much any possible issue or condition. Sell Your Kidneys We should probably get one thing out of the way right now: With that said, there is a rather large market for them, for obvious reasons.
Recent data suggests that there were 17, kidney transplants performed in the U. Another , people are on a waiting list. Point being, there are people that want your kidney badly. According to Havoscope , a website that offers global black market information, the price offered for a kidney can be anywhere from 1, to 10,00 dollars across the globe. Of course, that is a very small offer for your kidney, mainly because you have to get it out of your body somehow, and most of these offers are not made by expert surgeons, but just by some guy who says he can get the kidney out of your body safely.
For those of you that are having trouble following along, selling your kidney on the black market is not a good way to make a couple grand. On a similar note, you may have heard rumors that you could make upwards of 30, dollars for selling a testicle. This is not only illegal, but also not true. Sell Your Urine I know what you are thinking: Well, as long as there are people that do drugs, there will be people that need to pass drug tests, and as long as there are drug tests then people are going to need clean urine.
Places like UrineTheClear see what they did there? V bags and elastic belts. It seems you can make about 20 bucks an ounce for selling your urine, but be careful though, as it is illegal in some states.
You could be a male escort. This one is rather tricky, as any agency — such as top level escort service Cowboys4Angels — has to be very clear that they are just offering companionship, and not sex. Because, you know, the latter would be illegal.
Now that we said that, we can move on. Quite often, the male escort is hired to just be candy for the eyes, as well as someone that is caring, sensitive, and a great conversationalist. In other words, what women usually want guys to be. Sex is not a forgone conclusion with male escorts , but hey, sometimes things happen — as long as prices are renegotiated, that is. Sure, that is lot more money than one can make selling their urine or hair, but I imagine when you make that much in a night, you have to really work for it.