Looks like this article is a bit old. Be aware that information may have changed since it was published. Samantha Rea Where To Be Properly Debauched In London London isn't topping any lists for Europe's sexiest city — I blame our flabby sun-starved skin, courtesy of the climate, too much Greggs, and an aversion to exercise cemented during cross country running at school.
But that doesn't mean we don't like a bit of debauchery, whether it's a "Knicker Free Friday" or rolling round in oil on a plastic sheet. So here's a possibly exhausting, but by no means exhaustive look at where to rev your libido in London. She says, "Rio's is a bit of a dive. It has no state-of-the-art equipment, no Philippe Starck-designed interior or, in fact, any design at all except for a tropical theme that would be sadly dated were it not so unintentionally ironic.
And it delivers what I want: Keith, who's straight, went there by mistake. He says, "the bloke on the door said, 'you know what this place is?
Scott, who's gay, has been there, "loads. Saunas are perfect for them, as it's so easy to clean up after. That's simple with the N9 night service bus from Heathrow Terminal 5.
An operation had left him with a scar he felt self-conscious about. He says, "I lost all my confidence so my counsellor said I should go to places where I could take my top off. She recommended swinging clubs, and naturist swimming because I'd meet people of all body shapes and sizes. BK for 23 Paul Street. Kunal has since had sex with around 50 women, and, "I've sexually played with over AbFabParties aren't Kunal's only outlet.
The OurPlace website says: For women who want a different brand of "witty chat" Skirt Club offers a monthly women-only sex party with speakers and performers, as well as a chance to network. Anna, who is "straight but bi-curious" had her first experience with a woman at Skirt Club. She says, "I tend to find lesbian places too threatening — and at parties where men are there, being with a women feels like you're performing for guys. For days after, I craved women's bodies.
Aimed at the same end of the market, but for both men and women are Pleasure Island Parties , which take place in the suite of a 5 star hotel, with condoms, lube and gloves provided. There's a limit of 20 people per party and, "we expect all our guests to have regular sexual health check-ups.
One time I was letting some girl whip me gently with a metal chain, then some guy dressed as a crazy clown took it off her and belted me across the ass with it. At the time I was high as fuck so I was only a bit sore, but after, I was so badly bruised I couldn't sit on my right bum cheek for three weeks.
She says, "the first time, I went with a female friend just to dress up and have fun. I saw some spanking, people strapped to weird industrial-looking furniture, and a guy licking girls' shoes. The second time, I was on a first date with a guy I really liked — I desperately wanted to fuck him. I thought we'd get turned on, then go back to his. We saw a pregnant girl wearing fetish clothing, and another girl squirting tomato juice out of her fanny. I sucked my date in a corner, then he fingered me, while a guy sat there wanking next to us.
Then we discovered the "couples room". We had to kiss to be allowed in, then we were pushed behind the curtain. There was a gynaecologist chair with spotlights directed at it. It was free, so we went for it. Now I look back — it was my best first date! Subversion's website says it's, "Dedicated to the pursuit of kinky pleasure in all its forms.
Solo wanking is not allowed, as it's not consensual. Steeev Miscellaneous debauchery Liquid Love describes itself as "a collective journey exploring playfulness and the sensuality of flowing skin to skin contact using warm olive oil.
Anna, who's been to three events, says you start off clothed for a welcome talk, then you get as naked as you want — which tends to be pretty naked. Everyone lies down on a plastic sheet on the floor, "then the facilitator pours oil over you.
You tell her where to pour it and you can wear a blindfold if you want to. Anna describes it as, "swimming in a sea of bodies, you melt with the whole group.
We particularly invite you to explore touch using parts of the body we do not usually touch with — our stomachs, our noses, our feet, our shoulders, our heads, our buttocks. Clubs 23 Paul Street the "House of Striptease for the Discerning Rascal" runs female-only striptease events once every six weeks. They're set up to "give curious girls a chance to experience sexual chemistry with another woman where a 'look but don't touch' rule means things don't go too far.
Scott says, "It's a man-only club with good music and a good vibe. When you feel like it, you go through these doors and join in with the mass orgy — then when you've had enough, you go back to drinking with your mates. We usually take turns so we don't accidentally have sex with each other — it's pretty dark.
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