I'll tell you what's not safe: Going hunting with Dick Cheney. So, y'all set to go hunting? Peter screams each time until he falls on the ground] Cheney: Sorry, I thought you were a deer. How did you find me? You are so fucking funny! You are so-- Goddamn you for being so funny! Peter, these are parachutes!
What the hell are we going to do with parachutes? They were to distract you while I put on the one scuba suit. That wasn't oxygen, that was a tank of Tony Danza's breath! I wonder who got my oxygen tank. I want your breath inside me. Here comes Mayor Adam West himself.
West, do you have any words for our viewers? Box, toaster, aluminum, maple syrup I'm going to hold on to that one. You know what really grinds my gears? People in the 19th century. Why don't they get with the freakin' program? It's called an automobile, folks! It's much faster than a horse! Well, it appears I've been fired. Well, as long as I'm no longer workin' here, let me tell you somethin': Chris, you've gotta learn how to talk to girls!
So I'll ask you again. What are the names of the women on Sex and the City? I'm Wilford Brimley, and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee, and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day, I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog.
And 2 weeks ago, I ran outta vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. And then I find out my wife's been dead for 6 years. Who the hell did I hit?! This message brought to you by the National Diabetes Association. You march in there right now and Peter, how do you respond to the accusations that you were responsible for the series cancellation? Well, the show had been on for a while, and uh, I was talking to Alan Alda , and, uh, he said the same thing that, uh, Doc Cosby told me: That it was my face out there, and I should take creative control.
And we pushed the envelope creatively, and I stand by my work. Cleveland is holding a bleeding chicken] Cleveland: Peter, can we cut? This isn't working for me. Hey, who yells "cut", Cleveland?! The only one who yells "cut" is the director! Look, if you want me to fuck this chick, I'll fuck her, but don't make me go through all this bullshit.
You're showin' a real ugly side, Griffin! Did I miss my cue? Although I probably pushed things too far when I did the incest episode. Peter, is there anything else you want to say? Yeah, I got something to say. And we're excited to be back, because we wanna address some serious issues and, you know, do something we can all be proud of. I used to think flatulence was something to laugh about. Truth is, ,, Americans a day expel gas through their anus.
To learn more about flatulence, you can visit my ass.