They all sound really bored NICK: Voice-Over It got to be a problem. Can't you find a woman who can carry on a decent conversation? Yeah Nick, and eat without purging? What are you saying? You can't bring around any more of these so called models Nick. Uh-uh it's too depressing NICK: It's true, it's true.
Obsessed with models NICK: So what am I? Your intellectual beard for the evening? Miranda shakes head You gotta admit, you met some nice people, you had a good time, okay? Voice-Over you were on a date with a modelizer…. If men like Nick are dating models what chance do ordinary women have? I mean do you have to be a supermodel to get a date in New York?
I've been out with a lot of guys and they say I am just as beautiful as a model, but I work for a living. Yeah, what I wanna know is when did all the men get together and decide that they would only get it up for giraffes with big breasts?
And you're looking at me while you're saying that? What are you talking about? Hey, I resent that. I do not believe in plastic surgery. I find it fascinating that four beautiful flesh and blood women could be intimidated by some unreal fantasy.
I mean look, look at this pulls out magazine Is this really intimidating to any of you? Voice-Over Suddenly, I was interested. If models could cause otherwise rational individuals to crumble in their presence, exactly how powerful was beauty?
There are two types of guys that fall for beautiful women, either they're slime balls that are just out to get laid, or they fall in love with you instantly its pathetic Subtitled Cassie Fields, runway model Cut to Nick on street NICK: Why fuck the girl in the skirt if you can fuck the girl in the ad for the skirt?
Being beautiful is such a power. Most guys just think you're dumb, but I'm really very literary. My friends think I'm shallow. Models are a lot looser than you'd think. On Screen So you're saying it's easy to meet them? No, it's not easy. You gotta be able to roll into a place, walk up to the hottest thing there, otherwise you're finished.
Come here I wanna show you something. On Screen Do they, do they know about this? Oooo, so did you call her? I did, like a hundred times, she totally won't return my phone calls. Did she say anything about me?
Am I not cute enough for her? Of course you are Skipper. In front of you? I'm in the street with Carrie. I just told her how you won't call me back.
So now you have to call me back. You better call me back! No no I'm kidding! But seriously I hope you call me back and um did I mention this was Skipper? Voice-Over Where better to find modelizers in their natural habitat than a fashion show? Do you see him?
Do you read it? You are so great. Have I told you that enough? He denies it, but how could anyone that gorgeous be straight? Voice-Over Samantha Jones never missed a major fashion show.
Hey Barkley, how are you? You going to the party afterwards? Of course we are. Camera cuts to Barkley Really? You're not dating him? Is he dating any one model in particular? Only models Samantha turns to look at Barkley seductively, he winks at her. Voice-Over Later that night we all went downtown for a party Pan to Carrie on her own I was beginning to float away on a sea of sweet potato puffs with smoked salmon and sour cream when… Big walks into the party It was Mr Big: