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I bet you even had a hard time trying to find ThePornDude when you were searching for XXX sites in their shitty search engine. It's like the government is forcing them to censor anything related to an exposed tit or pussy. Fucking puritans and their "Will somebody please think about our little angels" bullshit! It's not the government's job to raise your little shitheads! And you can't stop a horny teenager from getting access to his smut anyway.
They're more up to date with current technology than their peers! And why the fuck is Facebook, Twitter or Instagram not getting the same treatment? There are more nudes on those sites than in the database of the fucking Pornhub these days. Zuck, tell me, boy. Did you suck Google's dick or give them a big bag of money? If I search for "nude selfie", I probably end up on a chick's Facebook page or Twitter account! Google, do something or it won't be long anymore before I'm forced to list these social networks as 1, 2 and 3 in my tube category!
I bet that damn MeToo shit also has something to do with it. Harvey Weinstein, dude, it's your fault and now the adult industry has to pay for it! After all, all these damn feminists who can't get a man, because they're too ugly need to blame something, right? Sorry "girls", you're on a never-ending mission, since most men would rather fuck the ass of one of those Thai ladyboys who look more feminine than your Chewbacca pussy.
Goddamnit, did you know that these damn bitches already succeeded in censoring ThePornDude in Google Germany? Man, even the NRA is after our ass. It caused a massive debate about gun control and if youngsters should be able to buy a weapon at the age of 18 at your local supermarket. Can you seriously believe that they wanted an investigation about the availability of free smut on the internet and that this could potentially be the reason for mass shootings at colleges?
Are these motherfuckers for real? Luckily, we have the most brilliant president ever making the country "great" again, so I'm sure Trump isn't going to fall for this crap, right? If pornography is so bad, how come the most rapes happen in countries where it's forbidden to watch this smut? Try browsing an XXX site in Arab countries, you won't be able to since everything is blocked. No wonder all these frustrated men, who can't get laid enforce themselves on anything with a hole and a pair of tits.
Man, I have no idea about the suicide numbers over there, but the world would look pretty depressing without porno for me. The fact that all those bitches over there walk around covered in a garbage bag doesn't help either. Getting a hot girlfriend over there is like playing Russian roulette. At least the law allows you to have multiple wives over there, so if you married a "dragon" the first time, you can try your luck again!
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