Get more Spoon in your feed. That email doesn't look right. By adding your email you agree to get updates about Spoon University Healthier You wake up grudgingly, summoning the requisite energy to roll yourself out of bed. Heading to the sink, you wash the sleep from your face and already the craving has set in. The flickering in your head, the sensation in your bones, the morning stiffness, all drawing you to a warm cup of what you need.
That subtle change of angles, the way everything fits together just a little differently. If a Latte is regular coffee elevated, then CAT is missionary on a whole other plane. If you do not know what CAT is, especially if you are a dude, go learn. No really, stop reading this article and go do that. Having the girl on top is fun and energetic but also smooth and fluid. Do something similar to girl on top and you are left with cowgirl.
What these two lose in their warmth and intimacy, they make up for in lightness and energy. Either way, doggy style is espresso. Much like the chai tea latte, the lotus has been bastardised almost beyond recognition. The spice and exoticism of something new with the comfort of the familiar.
The surprising intimacy the lotus brings and the way they make you rediscover what you thought had been so familiar. Mocha — Spooning Photo courtesy of rossellapediglieri on Instagram If mocha is your hot chocolate all grown up, then spooning is what happened to cuddling somewhere between high school and college. Comfortable and relaxed without ever being overbearing. These two are meant to keep you warm in bed on a cold day. Frappuccino — 69 Photo courtesy of frappucino on Instagram Yes, I know this is as much a milkshake as it is coffee.
But you know what? But you work with what you have. Maybe you just really need to stay awake, maybe you are staying over with a friend and this is all they offer. Pumpkin Spice Latte — Masturbation Photo courtesy of Starbucks on Instagram Despite the hate and vitriol against them, both pumpkin spice lattes and masturbation have been a fixture of society. Should you feel any guilt having one? No, not at all. Should you post it all over your Snapchat and Instagram?
I want to acknowledge that this article reflects a hetro-normative, somewhat male centric viewpoint.